This is what my brain looks like
Hi, I'm Cris, and being lazy is my talent.
Reblogged from pohtato, Posted by grilledcheesing.
peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

(Source: grilledcheesing)

goldenghouls:

luna-rain:

seraphica:

Filipino-born artist Noel Cruz restyles dolls into gorgeous echoes of famous people and characters. His skill has brought him great acclaim - the Princess Diana doll above sold for over $1,600 in March!

This man has a real talent.

wow

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

superpower-lottery:

nprfandom:

reasons black clothing is superior

  • everyone knows that you’re a fucking badass
  • everything matches
  • you look like you could disappear into the void at any given moment
  • what are stains

five words: yoghurt stain near your crotch

don’t eat like a fucking toddler problem solved

magicalmysterytardis:

so my mom bought me new shower gel and i use caress so they have weird names and this one is called ‘tempting whisper’

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so i was like what?

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partyintheurl:

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acceptance of those with different beliefs. beautiful.

blindthoughts:

half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that.

(Source: fasterfood)

aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

mintmeow:

i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them 

big-rhonda:

twerkin around

the christmas tree

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(Source: thaibrator)

Reblogged from tender-bumhole, Posted by macklemack.
itsmonicababe:

nemesismess:

macklemack:

oh no i’m gonna be justin timberlate

nah you’ll be justin time

only got 4 minutes to save the world 

itsmonicababe:

nemesismess:

macklemack:

oh no i’m gonna be justin timberlate

nah you’ll be justin time

only got 4 minutes to save the world 

(Source: macklemack)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

batgod:

batgod:

why did the emo chicken cross the road

why do you care, you wouldn’t understand it

(Source: novabeau)

Reblogged from tender-bumhole, Posted by girlcodeonmtv.

(Source: girlcodeonmtv)

  • Me: wow i like this album
  • Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't