reasons black clothing is superior
- everyone knows that you’re a fucking badass
- everything matches
- you look like you could disappear into the void at any given moment
- what are stains
five words: yoghurt stain near your crotch
don’t eat like a fucking toddler problem solved
so my mom bought me new shower gel and i use caress so they have weird names and this one is called ‘tempting whisper’
so i was like what?
acceptance of those with different beliefs. beautiful.
my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog
i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
- Me: wow i like this album
- Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
there should be like a really obvious sign that you’re about to start your period like the day before you start your pee should turn bright blue or something as a warning signal because I’m sick of this surprise shit