reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone
Your room suddenly gets dark.
The closet opens.
A low voice starts to speak.
"Buy Applause on itunes."
- me: this book destroyed my life
- me: *add to the favorite books list*
WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU LIKE WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.